"Keep in mind that this clown is 61-years-old. This dude probably already has one foot in the grave ..."

Ahem, from a 70-year-old dude ... I don't know how many years you have chalked up to date, but I do know that both aging, and our expectations of aging, have changed significantly over the past couple of decades. I can't speak for Mr. Nance, but personally I have both feet planted solidly on earth, am more active (in and out of the bedroom if that isn't too much information) than many guys in their fifties. Those of us in our sixties and seventies today are not sitting around in rocking chairs reading casket catalogues. A little respect please!