If I find a Utopian place that is absolutlely perfect without a single thing wrong, I will move there immediately and tell no one else about it!

Beautiful tribute to California. Substitute "Hawai'i" for "Calfornia" and you have summed up how I feel--at a similar place in life (71 candles on the last cake). Sea level rise, rock fever, $10 to $15 for a gallon of milk ... no matter. I'm staying, too.

Thanks for the read!