I am afraid that Helgard is a bit late to the game. A man in India recognized the sublime divinity of our 45th president several years ago. He carved and painted a life-sized wooden image of Trump and performed daily puja (worship) in front of it. Family and friends were invited to join him but alas … no takers. He died, the sole devotee of the Cult of Trump.

Until, it would seem, the advent of Helgard. Glory be … what else can we say?